jkrowling.hp&theorderofphenix-第60部分
按键盘上方向键 ← 或 → 可快速上下翻页,按键盘上的 Enter 键可回到本书目录页,按键盘上方向键 ↑ 可回到本页顶部!
————未阅读完?加入书签已便下次继续阅读!
'Good afternoon; Professor Trelawney;' said Professor Umbridge with her wide smile。 'You received my note; I trust? Giving the time and date of your inspection?'
Professor Trelawney nodded curtly and; looking very disgruntled; turned her back on Professor Umbridge and continued to give out books。 Still smiling; Professor Umbridge grasped the back of the nearest armchair and pulled it to the front of the class so that it was a few inches behind Professor Trelawney's seat。 She then sat down; took her clipboard from her flowery bag and looked up expectantly; waiting for the class to begin。
Professor Trelawney pulled her shawls tight about her with slightly trembling hands and surveyed the class through her hugely magnifying lenses。
'We shall be continuing our study of prophetic dreams today;' she said in a brave attempt at her usual mystic tones; though her voice shook slightly。 'Divide into pairs; please; and interpret each other's latest night…time visions with the aid of the Oracle。'
She made as though to sweep back to her seat; saw Professor Umbridge sitting right beside it; and immediately veered left towards Parvati and Lavender; who were already deep in discussion about Parvati's most recent dream。
Harry opened his copy of The Dream Oracle; watching Umbridge covertly。 She was already making notes on her clipboard。 After a few minutes she got to her feet and began to pace the room in Trelawney's wake; listening to her conversations with students and posing questions here and there。 Harry bent his head hurriedly over his book。
Think of a dream; quick;' he told Ron; 'in case the old toad es our way。'
'I did it last time;' Ron protested; 'it's your turn; you tell me one。'
'Oh; I dunno:' said Harry desperately; who could not remember dreaming anything at all over the last few days。 'Lets say I dreamed I was: drowning Snape in my cauldron。 Yeah; that'll do:'
Ron chortled as he opened his Dream Oracle。
'OK; we've got to add your age to the date you had the dream; the number of letters in the subject: would that be 〃drowning〃 or 〃cauldron〃 or 〃Snape〃?'
'It doesn't matter; pick any of them;' said Harry; chancing a glance behind him。 Professor Umbridge was now standing at Professor Trelawneys shoulder making notes while the Divination teacher questioned Neville about his dream diary。
'What night did you dream this again?' Ron said; immersed in calculations。
'I dunno; last night; whenever you like;' Harry told him; trying to listen to what Umbridge was saying to Professor Trelawney。 They were only a table away from him and Ron now。 Professor Umbridge was making another note on her clipboard and Professor Trelawney was looking extremely put out。
'Now;' said Umbridge; looking up at Trelawney; 'you've been in this post how long; exactly?'
Professor Trelawney scowled at her; arms crossed and shoulders hunched as though wishing to protect herself as much as possible from the indignity of the inspection。 After a slight pause in which she seemed to decide that the question was not so offensive that she could reasonably ignore it; she said in a deeply resentful tone; 'Nearly sixteen years。'
'Quite a period;' said Professor Umbridge; making a note on her clipboard。 'So it was Professor Dumbledore who appointed you?'
That's right;' said Professor Trelawney shortly。
Professor Umbridge made another note。
'And you are a great…great…granddaughter of the celebrated Seer Cassandra Trelawney?'
'Yes;' said Professor Trelawney; holding her head a little higher。
Another note on the clipboard。
'But I think … correct me if I am mistaken … that you are the first in your family since Cassandra to be possessed of Second Sight?'
'These things often skip … er … three generations;' said Professor Trelawney。
Professor Umbridge's toadlike smile widened。
'Of course;' she said sweetly; making yet another note。 'Well; if you could just predict something for me; then?' And she looked up enquiringly; still smiling。
Professor Trelawney stiffened as though unable to believe her ears。 'I don't understand you;' she said; clutching convulsively at the shawl around her scrawny neck。
'I'd like you to make a prediction for me;' said Professor Umbridge very clearly。
Harry and Ron were not the only people now watching and listening sneakily from behind their books。 Most of the class were staring transfixed at Professor Trelawney as she drew herself up to her full height; her beads and bangles clinking。
The Inner Eye does not See upon mand!' she said in scandalised tones。
'I see;' said Professor Umbridge softly; making yet another note on her clipboard。
'I … but … but: wait!' said Professor Trelawney suddenly; in an attempt at her usual ethereal voice; though the mystical effect was ruined somewhat by the way it was shaking with anger。 'I: I think I do see something: something that concerns you: why; I sense something: something dark: some grave peril:'
Professor Trelawney pointed a shaking finger at Professor Umbridge who continued to smile blandly at her; eyebrows raised。
'I am afraid: I am afraid that you are in grave danger!' Professor Trelawney finished dramatically。
There was a pause。 Professor Umbridge surveyed Professor Trelawney。
'Right;' she said softly; scribbling on her clipboard once more。 'Well; if that's really the best you can do:'
She turned away; leaving Professor Trelawney standing rooted to the spot; her chest heaving。 Harry caught Ron's eye and knew that Ron was thinking exactly the same as he was: they both knew that Professor Trelawney was an old fraud; but on the other hand; they loathed Umbridge so much that they felt very much on Trelawney's side … until she swooped down on them a few seconds later; that is。
'Well?' she said; snapping her long fingers under Harry's nose; uncharacteristically brisk。 'Let me see the start you've made on your dream diary; please。'
And by the time she had interpreted Harry's dreams at the top of her voice (all of which; even the ones that involved eating porridge; apparently foretold a gruesome and early death); he was feeling much less sympathetic towards her。 All the while; Professor Umbridge stood a few feet away; making notes on that clipboard; and when the bell rang she descended the silver ladder first and was waiting for them all when they reached their Defence Against the Dark Arts lesson ten minutes later。
She was humming and smiling to herself when they entered the room。 Harry and Ron told Hermione; who had been in Arithmancy; exactly what had happened in Divination while they all took out their copies of Defensive Magical Theory; but before Hermione could ask any questions Professor Umbridge had called them all to order and silence fell。
'Wands away' she instructed them all with a smile; and those people who had been hopeful enough to take them out; sadly returned them to their bags。 'As we finished Chapter One last lesson; I would like you all to turn to page nineteen today and mence 〃Chapter Two; mon Defensive Theories and their Derivation〃。 There will be no need to talk。'
Still smiling her wide; self…satisfied smile; she sat down at her desk。 The class gave an audible sigh as it turned; as one; to page nineteen。 Harry wondered dully whether there were enough chapters in the book to keep them reading through all this year's lessons and was on the point of checking the contents page when he noticed that Hermione had her hand in the air again。
Professor Umbridge had noticed; too; and what was more; she seemed to have worked out a strategy for just such an eventuality。 Instead of trying to pretend she had not noticed Hermione she got to her feet and walked around the front row of desks until they were face to face; then she bent down and whispered; so that the rest of the class could not hear; 'What is it this time; Miss Granger?'
'I've already read Chapter Two;' said Hermione。
'Well then; proceed to Chapter Three。'
'I've read that too。 I've read the whole book。'
Professor Umbndge blinked but recovered her poise almost instantly。
'Well; then; you should be able to tell me what Slinkhard says about counter…jinxes in Chapter Fifteen。'
'He says that counter…jinxes are improperly named;' said Hermione promptly。 'He says 〃counter…jinx〃 is just a name people give their jinxes when they want to make them sound more acceptable。'
Professor Umbridge raised her eyebrows and Harry knew she was impressed; against her will。
'But I disagree;' Hermione continued。
Professor Umbridge's eyebrows rose a little higher and her gaze became distinctly colder。
'You disagree?' she repeated。
'Yes; I do;' said Hermione; who; unlike Umbridge; was not whispering; but speaking in a clear; carrying voice that had by now attracted the attention of the rest of the class。 'Mr Slinkhard doesn't like jinxes; does he? But I think they can be very useful when they're used defensively。'
'Oh; you do; do you?' said Professor Umbridge; forgetting to whisper and straightening up。 'Well; I'm afraid it is Mr Slinkhard's opinion; and not yours; that matt