rr.eastofealing-第37部分
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The 'Professor' stiffened; slowly his head revolved a hundred and eighty degrees upon his neck and stared up at them; sickeningly。 'Learn; last men;' he said; clearing his throat with the curiously mechanical coughing sound John and Jim had learned to fear。 'It is your only salvation。 Humble yourselves before your new master。'
'Oh no。' Omally stumbled back and drew out his crucifix。 'Back;' he shouted; holding it before him in a wildly shaking fist。 'Spawn of the pit。'
The Professor's body turned to follow the direction of his face。 His eyes had lost their pupils but now glowed from within; two miniature terminal screens; tiny figures twinkling across them in hypnotic succession。 'Behold the power;' said he。 'Know you the number of the beast; for it is the number of a man。'
'By the Cross。'
The thing which dwelt in the Professor's image thrust a hand into its trouser pocket and drew out a small black box with two slim protruding shafts。
'Head for the hills;' yelled Pooley; as the clone touched the nemesis button and the black rods sparkled with electric fire。
Omally flattened himself to the wall as the thing lunged towards him。 A great explosion tore the world apart。 Shards of glass and splinters of burning circuitry spun in every direction; spattering the walls and the two cowering men; flame and smoke engulfed the room。 The Professor's duplicate stood immovable; his synthetic hair ablaze and his clothes in tatters。 Norman's double drew a smouldering fist from the shattered terminal screen。 He leapt forward; grasping the Professor's doppelganger about the throat; and dragged it backwards。 'Out!' he shouted。 'Run for your lives; lads。'
Pooley and Omally bundled out of the door。 John leapt astride Marchant and Pooley clambered on to the handlebars。 At very much the hurry…up they took to the retreat。
In absolutely the wrong direction。
Omally's feet flew about and Marchant; realizing the urgency of the situation; made no attempt to ditch its extra rider。 With its bell ringing dramatically it cannoned forward up the corridor。 Figures appeared before them; dressed in grey uniforms and carrying fire…fighting equipment。 Pooley struck aside all he could as the bike ploughed forward。 As he cleared a path between several rather sloppy versions of himself; a thought struck him。 The great machine for all its dark magic certainly lacked something in the old imagination department。 Obviously when idling and stuck for something to do; it just kept turning out the same old thing。
'Do you know what this means?' Omally shouted into his ear。 Pooley shook his terrified head and lashed out at another robot duplicate of himself。 'It means that I am the last Catholic on Earth。' 'Well; some good came out of it all; then。' As Omally's hands were busily engaged at the handlebar grips; he could do no more than lean forward and bite Pooley's ear。 'Jim;' he shouted; 'Jim; as the last Catholic; I am Pope! Jim。。。 I。。。 am Pope。 I am Pope!'
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Some distance beneath the pedalling pontiff a great cry broke the silence。 'Fe。。。 fi。。。 fo。。。 fum。' Neville the barbarian barman had finally reached a wall。 And at long last he had found something he could thump。 The thrill of the prospect sent a small shiver up his back which finally lost itself amid acres of straining muscle fibre。 Neville ran his hand across the barrier blocking his way; hard and cold as glass。 An outside wall surely? The barman pressed his eye to the jet crystal surface and did a bit of squinting。 Something vague was moving about on the other side。 People in the street? Neville drew back for a shoulder charge; and he would have gone through with it had not a sensible thought unexpectedly entered his head。 He wasn't exactly sure which floor; or wherever; he was on。 With his track record the movements were likely to be those of roosting rooftop pigeons。 It could be a long hard fall to earth。 Neville pressed his ear to the wall of black glass。 He couldn't hear a damn thing。
Bash out a couple of bore holes to see out through; that would be your man。 The barman drew back a fist of fury and hurled it forward at something approaching twice the speed of sound。 With a sickening report it struck home。 His knotted fist passed clean through the wall; cleaving out a hole the size of a dustbin…lid。 'Gog a Magog!' Neville took an involuntary step backwards。 An icy hurricane of fetid wind tore out at him shredding away the last vestiges of his surgical smock and leaving him only his Y…fronts。 Neville stood his ground; a great arm drawn over his face to shield his sensitive nostrils from the vile onslaught he had unwittingly unleashed。 'Great mother。' Tears flew from his eyes as he forced himself onward。 With his free hand he tore out a great section of the wall; which cartwheeled away in the stinking gale。 With heroic effort he charged forward into the not…so…great beyond。
The wind suddenly ceased and he found himself standing in absolute silence and near…darkness。 It was very very cold indeed。 'Brr;' said Neville。 'Brass monkey weather。' To the lover of Greek mythology; what next occurred would have been of particular interest。 But to a Brentford barman in his present state of undress; the sudden arrival of Cerberus; the multi…headed canine guardian of the underworld; was anything but a fort。
'Woof; woof; and growl;' went Cerberus; in the plural。
'Nice doggy;' said Neville; covering his privy parts。 'Good boy; there。'
The creature tore at the barman; a blur of slavering mouths and blazing red eyes。
Neville sprang aside and ducked away beneath it as it leapt towards his throat。 'Heel;' he said。 'Sit。'
The thing turned and stood pawing the ground; glowing faintly; its scorpion tail flicking; low growls ing from a multiplicity of throats。 By all accounts it made Holmes' Baskerville growler seem pretty silly。
'Grrrrrrrrrrs;' went Cerberus; squaring up for the kill。
'Grrrrrrrr;' went Neville; who now considered that thumping a multi…headed dog was as good as thumping anything。 'e and get your Bob Martins。' With a single great bound it was upon him; heads whipping and snapping。 Neville caught it at chest height and pummelled it down with flailing fists。 It leapt up again and he caught at a scaled throat; crushing his hands about it until the thumbs met。 The hell…hound screamed with pain as Neville dragged it from its clawed feet and dashed it to the ground。 Roll on chucking…out time; thought the part…time barman。 With one head hanging limply but others still on the snap; the fiend was on him once more; ripping and tearing; its foul mouths snapping; brimstone vapour snorting from its nostrils。
The two bowled over again and again; mighty figures locked in titanic conflict。 The nightmare creature and the all…but…naked barman。 The screams and cries echoed about the void; the echoes doubling and redoubling; adding further horror to a scene which was already fearsome。
Roll over and die for your country Rover; was not in there。
'I'm not doing it; John; and that's the end of the matter。' Pooley clung precariously to his handlebar perch as Pope John the Umpteenth freewheeled down a deserted corridor。 'I am not a Catholic and I utterly refuse to kiss your bloody ring。 The thing came out of a Jamboree bag for God's sake。'
'Let me convert you; Jim; e to the Mother Church before it's too late。'
'Let me down from here; I want a drink。'
'Drink?' Omally tugged on the brakes and sent Jim sprawling。 'Drink did I hear you say; my son?'
Pooley looked up bitterly from the deck。 Topes don't drink;' he said。 'Such is well…known。'
'A new Papal bull;' his Holiness replied。
'All right then; but no ring…kissing; it's positively indecent。' Pooley unearthed the hip…flask and the two plodded on; sharing it turn and turn about。
'It's getting bloody cold;' Pooley observed; patting at his shirt…sleeves。 'And the pong's getting a lot stronger。'
'What do you expect?' Omally passed him back the hip…flask。 'Roses round the door?'
'Are you sure we're going the right way?'
'The passage is going down; isn't it? Would the Pope put you on a wrong 'n?'
'Listen; John; I'm not too sure about this Pope business。 I thought you lads had to be elected。 White smoke up the chimney or the like?'
'As last Catholic; I have the casting vote。 Please don't argue about religious matters with me; Jim。 If you let me convert you I'll make you a cardinal。'
'Thanks; but no thanks。 God; it stinks down here。 Couldn't you issue another Papal bull or something?'
Omally halted the infidel in mid…step。 'Would you look at that?' he said; pointing forward。
Ahead of them loomed a great door。 It seemed totally out of context with all they had yet seen。 At odds with the bland modernistic corridors they had passed down on their abortive journey of escape。 It rose like a dark hymn in praise of evil pleasure; and hung in a heavily…carved portico wrought with frescoed reliefs。
Omally parked his bike; and the two men tiptoed forward。 The hugeness and richness of the thing filled all vision。 It was a work of titanic splendour; the reliefs exquisite; carved into dark pure wood of extreme age。
'Fuck me;' said John Omally; which was quite unbeing of a Pope。 'Would you look at that holy