thunter.fearloathinglasvegas-第30部分
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Maybe so。 But then why all this booze? and these crude pornographic photos; ripped out of pulp magazines like Whores of Sweden and Orgies in the Casbah; that were plastered on the broken mirror with smears of mustard that had dried to a hard yellow crust。。。and all these signs of violence; these strange red and blue bulbs and shards of broken glass embedded in the wall plaster 。。。
No; these were not the hoofprints of your normal; godfearing junkie。 It was far too aggressive。 There was evidence; in this room; of excessive consumption of almost every type of drug known to civilized man since 1544 A。D。 It could only be explained as a montage; a sort of exaggerated medical exhibit; put together very carefully to show what might happen if twenty…two serious drug felons…each with a different addiction…were penned up together in the same room for five days and nights; without relief。
Indeed。 But of course that would never happen in Real Life; gentlemen。 We just put this thing together for demonstration purposes。。。
Suddenly the phone was ringing; jerking me out of my fantasy stupor。 I looked at it。 Riiiinnnnnggggggg。。。Jesus; what now? Is this it? I could almost hear the shrill voice of the Manager; Mr。 Heem; saying the police were on their way up to my room and would I please not shoot through the door when they began kicking it down。
Riinnnngggg。。。No; they wouldn't call first。 Once they decided to take me; they would probably set an ambush in the elevator: first Mace; then a gang…swarm。 It would e with no warning。
So I picked up the phone。 It was my friend Bruce Innes; calling from the Circus…Circus。 He had located the man who wanted to sell the ape I'd been inquiring about。 The price was 750。
〃What kind of a greedhead are we dealing with here?〃 I said。 〃Last night it was four hundred。〃
〃He claims he just found out it was housebroken;〃 said Bruce。 〃He let it sleep in the trailer last noght; and the thing actually shiot in the shower stall。〃
〃That doesn't mean anything;〃 I said。 〃Apes are attracted to water。 Next time it'll shit in the sink。〃
〃Maybe you should e down and argue with the guy;〃 said Bruce。 〃He's here in the bar with me。 I told him you really wanted the ape and that you could give it a fine home。 I think he'll negotiate。 He's really attached to the stinking thing。 It's here in the bar with us; sitting up on a goddamn stool; slobbering into a beer schooner。〃
〃Okay;〃 I said。 〃I'll be there in ten minutes。 Don't let the bastard get drunk。 I want to meet him under natural conditions。〃
When I got to the Circus…Circus they were loading an old man into an ambulance outside the main door。 〃What happened?〃 I asked the car…keeper。
〃I'm not sure;〃 he said。 〃Somebody said he had a stroke。 But I noticed the back of his head was all cut up。〃 He slid into the Whale and handed me a stub。 〃You want me to save your drink for you?〃 he asked; holding up a big glass of tequila that was on the seat of the car。 〃I can put it in the cooler if want。〃 I nodded。 These people were familiar with my habits。 I had been in and out of the place so often; with Bruce and the and members; that the car…keepers knew me by name…although I'd never introduced myself; and nobody had ever asked me。 I just assumed it was all part of the gig here; that that they'd probably rifled the glove partment and found a notebook with my name on it。
The real reason; which didn't occur to me at the time; was that I was still wearing my ID/badge from the District Attorney's Conference。 It was dangling from the pocket…flap of my multi…colored bird…shooting jacket; but I'd long since forgotten about it。 No doubt they all assumed I was some kind of super wierd undercover agent。。。or maybe not; maybe they were just humoring me because they figured anybody crazy enough to pose as a cop while driving around Vegas in a white Cadillac convertible with a drink in his hand almost had to be Heavy; and perhaps even dangerous。 In a scene where; nobody with any ambition is really what he appears to be;' there's not much risk in acting like a king…hell freak。 The; overseers will nod wisely at each other and mutter about 〃these goddamn no…class put…ons。〃 The other side of that coin is the 〃Goddamn! Who's that?〃 syndrome。 This es from people like doormen and floor… walkers who assume that anybody who acts crazy; but still tips big; must be important…which means he should be hu mored; or at least treated gently。
But none of this makes any difference with a head full of mescaline。 You justblunder around; doing anything that seems to be right; and it usually is。 Vegas is so full of natural freaks…people who are genuinely twisted…that drugs aren't really a problem; except for cops and the scag syndicate。 Psychedelics are almost irrelevant in a town where you can wan der into a casino any time of the day or night and witness the crucifixion of a gorilla…on a flaming neon cross that suddenly turns into a pinwheel; spinning the beast around in wild cir cles above the crowded gambling action。
I found Bruce at the bar; but there was no sign of the ape。 〃Where is it?〃 I demanded。 〃I'm ready to write a check。 I want to take the bastard back home on the plane with me。 I've already reserved two first…class seats…R。 Duke and Son。〃
〃Take him on the plane?〃
〃Hell yes;〃 I said。 〃You think they'd say anything? Call at tention to my son's infirmities?〃 He shrugged。 〃Forget it;〃 he said。 〃They just took him away。 He attacked an old man right here at the bar。 The creep started hassling the bartender about 'allowing barefoot rabble in the place' and just about then the ape let out a shriek…so the loud the guy threw a beer at him; and the ape went crazy; came out of his seat like a jack…in…the box and took a big bite out of the old man's head 。。。 the bartender had to call an ambulance; then the cops came and took the ape away。〃
〃Goddamnit;〃 I said。 〃What's the bail? I want that ape。〃
〃Get a grip on yourself;〃 he said。 〃You better stay clear of that jail。 That's all they need to put the cuffs on you。 Forget that ape。 You don't need him。〃 I gave it some thought; then decided he was probably right。 There was no sense blowing everything just for the sake of some violent ape I'd never met。 For all I knew; hed take a bite out of my head if I tried to bail him out。 It would take him a while to calm down; after the shock of being put behind bars; and I couldnt afford to wait around。 〃When are you taking off?〃 Bruce asked。
〃As soon as possible;〃 I said。 No point hanging around this town any lobger。 IU have all I need。 Anything else would only confuse me。〃 He seemed suprised。 〃You found the American Dream?〃 he said。 〃In this town?〃 I nodded。 〃We're sitting on the main nerve rightnow;〃 I said。 〃You remember that story the manager told us about the owner of this place? How he always wanted to run away and join the circus when he was a kid?〃 Bruce ordered two more beers。 He looked over the casino for a moment; then shrugged。 〃Yeah; I see what you mean;〃 he said。 〃Now the bastard has his own circus; and a license to steal; too。〃 He nodded。 〃You're right…he's the model。〃
〃Absolutely;〃 I said。 〃It's pure Horatio Alger; all the way down to his attitude。 I tried to tell the woman that I agreed with everything he stood for; but she said if I knew what was good for me I'd get the hell out of town and not even think about bothering the Boss。 〃He really hates reporters〃 she said。 〃I don't mean this to sound like a warning; bit if I were you I'd take it that way 。。。 〃〃 Bruce nodded。 The Boss was paying him a thousand bucks a week to work two sets a night in the Leopard Lounge; andanother two grand for the group。 All they had to do was make a hell of a lot of noise for two hours every night。 The Boss didn't give a flying fuck what kind of songs they sang; just as long as the beat was heavy and the amps were turned up loud enough to lure people into the bar。
It was strange to sit there in Vegas and hear Bruce singing powerful stuff like 〃Chicago〃 and 〃Country Song。〃 If the management had bothered to hear the lyrics; the whole band would have been tarred and feathered。
Several months later; in Aspen; Bruce sang the same songs in a club jammed with tourists and a former Astronaut* and when the last set was over; ___ came over to our table and began yelling all kinds of drunken; super…patriot gibber ish; hitting on Bruce about 〃What kind of nerve does a god damn Canadian have to e down here and insult this country?〃
〃Say man;〃 I said。 〃I'm an Amei…ican。 I live here; and I agree with every fucking word he says。〃 At this point the hash…bouncers appeared; grinning inscrutably and saying: 〃Good evening to you gentlemen。 The I Ching says it's time to be quiet; right? And nobody hassles the musicians in this place; is that clear?〃 The Astronaut left; muttering darkly about using his in fluence to 〃get something done; damn quick;〃 about the Immigration Statutes。 〃What's your name?〃 he asked me; as the hash…bouncers eased him away。
〃Bob Zimmerman;〃 I said。 〃And if there's one thing I hate in this world; it's a goddamn bonehead Polack。〃
〃You think I'm a Polack?〃 he screamed。 〃You dirty gold bricker! You're all shit! You don't rep